This was an … interesting Internet search – but we did it, so you don’t have to.
Here are 23 different (and arguably better) terms and phrases for being “high”, courtesy of Merriam-Webster, Urban Dictionary and Reddit. Maybe you’ve heard them, or maybe you have something new to say next time someone mentions getting stoned.
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Stoned
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Baked
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Ripped
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Toast
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Higher than a bats ass
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Baked beans
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Putting on a green sweater
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Faded
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Mopping the stove
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Soaring
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Vacuuming the lawn
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Elevated
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Just got done painting the shed
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Buttered
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On the moon
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Gooooofed (multiple o’s required)
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Fluffy
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What?
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Cloudy with a chance of munchies
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Zooted
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Melted
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Stoney-bologna
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I’m just really f*cking high, man
How many of these heard? Do you have a favourite that’s not listed here?