This was an … interesting Internet search – but we did it, so you don’t have to.

Here are 23 different (and arguably better) terms and phrases for being “high”, courtesy of Merriam-Webster, Urban Dictionary and Reddit. Maybe you’ve heard them, or maybe you have something new to say next time someone mentions getting stoned. 

1. Stoned 

2. Baked 

3. Ripped 

4. Toast 

5. Higher than a bats ass 

6. Baked beans 

7. Putting on a green sweater 

8. Faded 

9. Mopping the stove 

10. Soaring

11. Vacuuming the lawn 

12. Elevated 

13. Just got done painting the shed 

14. Buttered 

15. On the moon

16. Gooooofed (multiple o’s required) 

17. Fluffy 

18. What? 

19. Cloudy with a chance of munchies 

20. Zooted 

21. Melted 

22. Stoney-bologna 

23. I’m just really f*cking high, man 

How many of these heard? Do you have a favourite that’s not listed here?