Douglasdale Cannabis Newsletter – April 7th

Hey Neighbours! You asked and it’s time for ole’ Dougie to put his best foot forward and give you all the cannabis knowledge he has to offer. So here it goes, answers to the top 10 questions that Calgary cannabis users asked the internet this year:

Indica vs Sativa?

Sativa is more of a skinny, tall, lanky, and less yielding plant that produces a euphoric mind high. Whereas Indica is more of a small, broad, and usually a higher-yielding plant that can give you a couchlock body high. Most genetics these days are at least somewhat part indica and sativa and considered to be hybrids. If you’re having a tough time remembering which is what just think indica – “in da couch” and you’ll never forget.

Different strains have different effects for different people. The fun part is exploring new strains and finding what works best for you. Check out our menu to start your adventure.

Where Did Marijuana Originate?

Dougies backyard.

What is the History of Marijuanas?

The word Marijuana is thought by many to have problematic and even racial undertones. It’s use has fallen out of favour and been replaced with the scientific term Cannabis. We will also accept weed, pot, herb, hot leaf, endo, loud, reefer, grass, or dank krippy (don’t ask).

Cannabis was first used in 500 BC Asia where early humans would use it to kick back with their ride or die homies after fending off a wicked tiger attack. Fast forward 2500 years to our recent Tiger King blog and wow… things haven’t changed much in two and a half millennia… huh.

How is Weed Made?

Ever go down into your cool uncle Jimmy’s basement and wonder why it’s brighter than the sun and 80% humidity? That’s the basics.

Who was the First Person to Smoke a Blunt?

Bob Marley.

Cannabis: What is it?

Go back to school internet, this is bad grammar even for Dougie.

What’s the deal with the cost of the OCS Logo?

Why is the Ontario Cannabis Stores logo cost so important to the internet? Well because it cost a whopping $650,000, that’s 200k per letter plus a cool 50k for the circle around the outside.

We’d prefer to buy:

• 130,000 Bhang Chocolates or,
• 68,939 grams of Blueberry Seagal from Color Cannabis or,
• 5,000 ounces of Pure Sunfarm’s Indica Blend or,
• At least one pool filled with jello.

What is the oldest marijuana plant?

I’ll let this episode of Ancient Aliens answer that question for you:
Ancient Aliens Season 12 – The Tomb of the Alien Pharaoh

Why does shatter sugar up?

It’s easy, just follow this “simple” graph:

Who invented weed?

The old lore states that Gerry Garcia invented weed in a dark lab deep underneath modern-day San Francisco. Also is this a real question? No one invented weed. It’s a plant, you can’t invent plants.

More questions? Leave em’ in the comments. Have a great day friend!