This was an … interesting Internet search – but we did it, so you don’t have to.
Here are 23 different (and arguably better) terms and phrases for being “high”, courtesy of Merriam-Webster, Urban Dictionary and Reddit. Maybe you’ve heard them, or maybe you have something new to say next time someone mentions getting stoned.
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Stoned
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Baked
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Ripped
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Toast
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Higher than a bats ass
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Baked beans
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Putting on a green sweater
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Faded
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Mopping the stove
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Soaring
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Vacuuming the lawn
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Elevated
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Just got done painting the shed
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Buttered
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On the moon
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Gooooofed (multiple o’s required)
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Fluffy
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What?
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Cloudy with a chance of munchies
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Zooted
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Melted
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Stoney-bologna
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I’m just really f*cking high, man
How many of these heard? Do you have a favourite that’s not listed here?
These were pretty great!
Hey i know you, hey victor
Dude wtf !?!? Nick freaking huffer shut the front door are you kidding me like we both happened to look up this site worlds apart month from each other and scroll to the end please give me a sign you think that’s weird unless this is some random nick h. That isn’t my ex boyfriend ?
Hey cara, you don’t know me but I thought this was so funny, merry Christmas 🙂 ??
Yes it is me I’ve missed you so much can we please rekindle our love story!!
What happened? I need to know the end of this love story?
I’ve missed you all of these years, this was fate!!
Bro Nick and Cara?!?! I remember yall from back in the day. Yall were the best couple ever we all thought yall would stay together. Great to see yall trying again!! Miss yall hope all is well!
-The Stevenson that still Steves
I’m fried like fried rice
I’m fried baxcon
Surely they where created to be funny but Bruh these cringe and just misleading cuz nobody says these. obviously made by someone who doesn’t smoke.
You’re completely bananas sir. Of course stoney boulogne is commonly used. You even smoke bro?
“You even smoke bro?” ???
Lmao. Facts. Most these I’ve heard. But all are great and stoney bologna is def finna be my new go to. Finna annoy rhe hell out my people with it starting now.
Dude wtf !?!? Nick freaking huffer shut the front door are you kidding me like we both happened to look up this site worlds apart month from each other and scroll to the end please give me a sign you think that’s weird unless this is some random nick h. That isn’t my ex boyfriend ?
im high right now and ive only said like 8 of those worlds looking to add in the moon, elevated,soaring and clouded with a chance of munchies to my vocab
Stoney bologna is def my newly added one. 👌 lol
Fried
Absolutly fuckin zooted bruh
#4 Higher than giraffe p*ssy
I also like stoned out of my gourd
Stoned ot of my mind
Higher than a kite
As high as a cloud on cloud 9
Im In 7th heaven
My mind is totally blown
Amongst my various circles of connection, composed of friends, acquaintances. lovers, and family members, a few of us would express our altered state of consciousness with a simple utterance of, “I’m listening to the new Slayer tape.” This had originated from one of our friends claiming to look down into the bowl he was smoking, and in that big burning, red cherry of nature’s best, he swore he saw Slayer on stage rocking out!
Additionally, just in case it turns out not to be a unique case with Cara, and Nick, and this website, or webpage, or comment section happens to possess some magical power, or even merely some non-magical power which science simply does not comprehend yet, or are even aware of the phenomenon existing, I simply have no choice but to say, “Daria, are you out there???”
Just happened upon this web page looking for synonyms for stoned. These are phenomenal. 😁 As someone who 1st tried mj at age 58 for health reasons…
It didn’t make me stoned, in any sense of the word, nor did it alleviate pain or help me sleep. Tried smoking, bongs, vaping and edibles,cincluding RSO. I have what I learned is an EXTREMELY fast metabolism and there’s evidently nothing can be done about it. It sucks.
I FEEL CHEATED